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Rhys Barker
NAME: Foxy, Rodent, Gandy, Sly, Hotty, Sexy, Stud
MARITAL STATUS: Single, no one will go out with me
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chicken Schnitzel with human growth hormones on the
side.
FAVOURITE BEVERAGE: Alcoholic: CC and Dry / Non Alcoholic: Tropical Gatorade
FOOTBALL AMBITION: To run through a banner
MOST ADMIRED SHOC TEAMATE AND WHY? Nic Yeomans; for his uncanny ability to ignore the everyday taunts of people chaffing him about the ridiculously big size of his nose and keep living his life as though he looks normal.
FAVOURITE COACH SAYING? We are not dropping you, we just want you to keep your fitness up with a full game or He drinks his own bath water
YOUR FAVOURITE PASTIME? Snuggling, public displays of affection, going on dates
YOUR FAVOURITE TV CATCH PHRASE? "The forecast calls for flurries of passion, followed by extended periods of gettin' it oooon." - Homer Simpson
FAVOURITE SHOC EVENT: Oakbank (only one attended)
MOST MEMORABLE SHOC MOMENT: Hitting Yiros and Dead Eye on the back of the head for 25 mins on the return from Oakbank.
Throwing Balls at Yiros at Smutfest.
MOST MEMORABLE SPORTING MOMENT: Wayne Carey Round 17, 2006 31 Disposals, 11 goals 2 behinds or Yoey winning the Sacred Heart Middle School age championships every year in the final event the 100m by you guessed it a NOSE a big one at that..
FAVOURITE SONG: Every thing I do, I do it for you - Brian Adams
SUPERSTITIONS? Oil myself before game to appear bigger
NAME: Kym Welsby
MARITAL STATUS: Married - Just
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sugar and fat
FAVOURITE BEVERAGE: Beer, Wine and Spirits
FOOTBALL AMBITION: Retire with dignity
MOST ADMIRED SHOC TEAMATE AND WHY? Rappa, because I can only dream of being tanned like him
FAVOURITE COACH SAYING? Wels, go have a run down back
YOUR FAVOURITE PASTIME? Sun bathing
YOUR FAVOURITE TV CATCH PHRASE? Well, cockily doodily doo, little buddies.
FAVOURITE SHOC EVENT: Adelaide cup and pre season training.
MOST MEMORABLE SHOC MOMENT: The Yob, nude on top of Heath Tracy's chimney covered in vegetable oil. And other various Yob moments.
MOST MEMORABLE SPORTING MOMENT: Austin McCrabb's debut for Geelong in 1987. That or my 10 goals in SCHOC's last premiership.
FAVOURITE SONG: Ego is not a dirty word - Skyhooks
SUPERSTITIONS? Never perform when it really counts.
NAME: Scrathca, Rooster, Fanta Pants, Lingey
MARITAL STATUS: Single. Hair Colour problem.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Cheese toasties
FAVOURITE BEVERAGE: Red Bull
FOOTBALL AMBITION: Win another Premiership without speaking to the
coach.
MOST ADMIRED SHOC TEAMATE AND WHY? Justin Ganley, Tom Quigley- They are
the only two players to consume $100 worth of $2 Heinekens before every
game last year.
FAVOURITE COACH SAYING? "Back six - good, solid".
YOUR FAVOURITE PASTIME? Fighting Joe.
YOUR FAVOURITE TV CATCH PHRASE? "First you have the sugar, then you
have the money, then you get the women.....mmmmmm sugar" - Homer Simpson
FAVOURITE SHOC EVENT: Adelaide Cup without a doubt....or Back To
School.
MOST MEMORABLE SHOC MOMENT: Footy Trip, watching Port v St Kilda and
throwing glasses at the wall but with the owner of the Pub telling me
to.
MOST MEMORABLE SPORTING MOMENT: Billy Brownless Vs Western Bulldogs to
put them into the GF, "THE MONKEYS OF YA BACK BILLLLLLLLY"
FAVOURITE SONG: Hot in the City - Billy Idol
SUPERSTITIONS? Never stretch before a game or training.
NAME: Joseph Quigley
MARITAL STATUS: Third Marriage with 3 kids
FAVOURITE FOOD: Mushrooms
FAVOURITE BEVERAGE: With the amount of saliva I contain, there is no
need to drink. I am just like one big camel.
FOOTBALL AMBITION: Win back to back Clownlows
MOST ADMIRED SHOC TEAMATE AND WHY?
I admire all my brothers because we all have some sort of physical
abnormalities. However I give a big shout out to my mate - Murray the Mug
FAVOURITE COACH SAYING? Do you wanna stay
over tonight Joe?
YOUR FAVOURITE PASTIME? Riding my bike into cars, falling in ditches,
looking at my gigantic big toe and salivating on floors.
YOUR FAVOURITE TV CATCH PHRASE? "What is that velvet" - Coming
To America.
FAVOURITE SHOC EVENT: "On the Couch" - Coming to the BMH in
2005!
MOST MEMORABLE SHOC MOMENT: I cant remember most SHOC nights. People keep spiking my drink
MOST MEMORABLE SPORTING MOMENT: Jonathon Brown punching Josh Car in the face.
FAVOURITE SONG: Come on Eileen
SUPERSTITIONS? Go head first into the first contest I see.
Rhys "Rhysee" Barker
NAME: Rhys BARKER
NICKNAME: Rhysee, Rex, Nicholas Cage or Clydesdale
MARITAL STATUS: Married to Tash
FAVOURITE FOOD:
BBQ at Anthony Byrnes (who ordered the medium rare?)
FAVOURITE BEVERAGE:
beer or blue cruisers
BIGGEST INFLUENCE ON CAREER:
Either my enormous bum or Bombers whiteboard
MOST ADMIRED SHOC TEAMATE AND WHY?
Toss up between Rainer and Little Robbie Gregory- 3000 pre season runs and 4 A- grade games between them.
FAVOURITE COACH SAYING?
At the end of the day, we're just a bunch of good mates, playing for each other
YOUR FAVOURITE PASTIME?
Mixing and matching my socks.
DID MICHAEL MANCINI HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH KIMBERLY, AND IF HE DID, DID HE ENJOY IT?
I didn't even know Wels was gay.
FAVOURITE SHOC EVENT:
Post GF Chardonnay blitzes at the Prince Albert. Followed by high jumping the passenger's door on the Honda when Tash tries to run me over.
MOST MEMORABLE SHOC MOMENT:
Yobbo Crompton in the nude on Heaters roof sculling peanut oil.
MOST MEMORABLE SPORTING MOMENT
Floyd O'Toole's famous 'law of inertia' try at a very slippery panther park (Semi final vs Walkerville 2001)
FAVOURITE SPORSTMAN:
Serena Williams- we share similar good taste in clothing.
WHO WILL PLAY MORE GAMES FOR THE SHOCFC THIS YEAR?
a) NICK KAY
b) FLOYD O'TOOLE
c) HEATH TREACY
d) ANDREW TRANQUILLI, OR
e) NONE OF THE ABOVE
(e)
Heath - Auditioning for Australian Idol
Nick - Auditioning for 'Queer Eye'
Floyd - Impersonating a premiership trophy
Andrew Tranquilli- Impersonating a footballer
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